Christians are straight up FREAKS
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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