Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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