you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You ate ashes out of my bong
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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