Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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