OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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