Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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