Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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