She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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