Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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