weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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