my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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