i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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