who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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