i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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