the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I want to be your penis for a week.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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