just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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