i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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