i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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