dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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