Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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