at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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