I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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