i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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