that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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