Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen