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(231): View more from Michigan

i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

(419): View more from Ohio

move.

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(816): View more from Missouri

After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

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(224): View more from Illinois

I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I need to wash the frat house off of me

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