i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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