how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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