we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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