my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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