I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
