it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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