KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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