4 words: hood of his car
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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