We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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