i already hear my dad disowning me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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