I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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