You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
