Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We had sex on a dog bed..
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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