As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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