This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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