Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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