Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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