Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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