4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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