i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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