Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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