Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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