the day after is always just damage control
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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