this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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