I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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