It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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