it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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