Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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