Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
is wine microwaveable?
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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