Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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