He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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