I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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