i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
