when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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